Sit back, relax and allow Hans Christian Asbosen to tell you fantastical stories of far-away lands. Once upon a time there were - Hansel and Courtney and their trail of Wotsits, Jack and the weedstalk, Snow White and the seven dads and Bling-erella.
The magic ring that Emily Windsnap - half mermaid, half ordinary girl - finds buried in the sand belongs to Neptune, and he wants it back. But the ring, once on, won't come off, and an angry Neptun...